Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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