At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
There's always time for handjobs
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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