I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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