do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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