okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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