if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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