I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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