yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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