Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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