I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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