i think i have herpe
just one?
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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