glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
Randomize
