So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Buhtt sex?
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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