so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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