weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Randomize
