; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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