is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Randomize
