I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Randomize
