next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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