thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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