Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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