I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
