Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
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