I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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