Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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