Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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