sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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