Tell her she can't have a vagina
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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