3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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