Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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