He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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