I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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