i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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