arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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