I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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