great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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