So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm bleeding and have questions
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