the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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