another moral hangover. fuck.
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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