he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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