Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
