porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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