Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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