moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
