using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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