i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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