I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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