My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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