if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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