I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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