I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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