His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
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I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
