That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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