You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
In America we eat man semen.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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