He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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