we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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