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Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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